The Perfect Gift For Bae, According To Her Zodiac Sign
The holiday season is approaching faster than a pair of lesbians merging onto the highway in their rented U-haul.
Ladies, see what the lunar cycles have in store for you. Get your weekly horoscope here!
The holiday season is approaching faster than a pair of lesbians merging onto the highway in their rented U-haul.
While you’re busy crying over your credit card statement and longing to get away from extended family, don’t forget to set your intentions for the coming month and year ahead!
Prepare for texts from your ex.
FROM THE ARCHIVES: She gets excited and she says she can read auras. She says there’s a process to it. She lays me back on the bed and she tells me to close my eyes. I don’t know whether to believe her or not, but I’m pretty willing to do whatever she says.
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Happy Virgo season!
Your moon describes who you are when nobody else is around.
Leos just want to have fun.
Pass the tissues, it’s Cancer season.
Stop trying to define your boo before you even know her!
It’s time to get your life together!
Remember that Full Moons have a tendency to shine a light on things that are hidden.
Shane and Carmen are obviously Scorpio.
Scorpio, it’s time to Marie Kondo your life.
Warning: Water signs are going to cry.
What’s your fantasy, babe?
What does your zodiac sign teach you about how you function as a gig worker?
Start the new year off strong, babes.
A rainbow wave hit the election cycle, India decriminalized homosexuality, and celesbian engagements made our hearts melt. These and more are the moments that kept us going through a very tough 2018!
What the stars are telling you about the end of 2018.
For $35 and a couple of drinks, I’m able to convince a customer that I’m actually a telepathic magical being in five minutes.
Mercury is all about communication.
Aquarius strippers are quite literally out of this world.
Sagittarius is election season. Go out and vote!
Hey baby, what’s your Venus sign?
Behold, the perfect celesbian for you, based on your sun sign.
What October has in store for your zodiac sign.
Use the harvest moon to find abundance.
Things are getting dark again.
Get smart about money.
Summer is over. Back to school, back to work.
You, like Britney, are stronger than yesterday.
Damn, it’s actually already almost fall!
Queers love queer astrology.
Before you can plant the seed of your mission, you have to assess.