Have you ever lusted after a hot masc lesbian in line at the coffee shop, only to realize she is actually just a very stylish European man? Of course you have. Take that experience and multiply it by a thousand and you have what happened on the red carpet last night: droves of internet lesbians thirsting after the hot butch at the Golden Globes Barry Keoghan in Louis Vuitton.
Thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian turns out it was just Barry Keoghan at the golden globes https://t.co/JC75tfrm9g
— ️️ ️️One Less Lonely Girl (@everlarkyuri) January 8, 2024
Keoghan had already been on the collective brain of the lesbian community after his performance in the ever-polarizing film Saltburn. Many straight people were bewildered by the “vampire” scene where Keoghan’s character performs oral sex on a woman who has her period. Straights were like, ew! and lesbians were like, that was me last Tuesday *yawn.*
@__callmejo___ That period scene was kind of hot ngl. 🤭 Can u tell I loved Saltburn? #t4t #hethey #saltburn #saltburn #barrykeoghan #transmasc #queer #oliversaltburn #saltburnvampirescene #barrykeoghanedits ♬ original sound – Classic Tunes 02
Keoghan captured our minds and hearts again last night as the 31-year-old star, who earned a nod in the Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama category, looked dapper as ever on the red carpet. He sported a Louis Vuitton look: a red wool evening jacket in heritage Damier, red trousers and white shirt from the Spring-Summer 2024 collection. He topped the look off with a golden belt chain, pearl necklace and Tiffany & Co. earrings. Swag.
THE PEARLS???? THE EARRING???? HELLOOOO????? Barry Keoghan is my favorite lesbian. https://t.co/JNy18bgXFn
— Moony (@moonbreem) January 7, 2024
Twitter users didn’t hesitate to point out that he looked like a hot lesbian. “He’s about to ruin someone’s life on the ultimatum: queer love,” wrote one user.
He’s about to ruin someone’s life on the ultimatum: queer love https://t.co/yKTFTzZIkx
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) January 8, 2024
Another user suggested he looked like a lesbian in a boy band.
he looks like if there was a lesbian in nsync https://t.co/D1HZqVXOID
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) January 7, 2024
Keoghan, you might’ve just accidentally became a straight male lesbian icon. If you need help coping, consult Hozier.
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