Sex + Dating

Do you want to save on rent? Do you want to take a step towards marriage? Do you want to test your compatibility as life partners? Do you want to spend more time together by waking up together every day?

Don’t process. But DO communicate!

Celesbians, they’re just like us! But hotter and richer.

At least one of your exes is your friend. It’s the lesbian circle of life.

Luckily, people can totally change.

As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.

Celesbian news alert.

You’re welcome.

STOP HAUNTING.

6. Getting to kiss hot girls, duh.

“Maybe you just haven’t found your type yet.”

The crazy things we put ourselves through to have sex!

It almost makes the hurt worth it.

Look in the mirror, babe.

You just might fall in love.

Get your tissues ready.

The G-spot is the unsung hero of cunnilingus.

A femme would rather sacrifice intimacy than sacrifice hair. 

Flannel had dumped Valentino.

Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?

But you still want to be *the* pretty girl.

Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?

A little bit of magic and a lot of 4 AM talks about feelings.

It’s almost time for your favorite lesbian holiday.

For we would be lost lesbians without these magical humans.

Is this your first year attending the legendary Dinah Shore? Are you FREAKING OUT?

Pay extra attention to her walk.

Women’s History Month, for me, involves the women I work with, who are constantly asked what our real names are (but we’ll never tell you).

If you’re looking for something beyond the “get down on one knee after presenting her with a box of chocolates on [insert holiday here],” this article is for you.

The worst thing that ever happened to me, EVER.

A seasoned lesbian spills the tea.

We are dying over this gorgeous photo of Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson.

Villanelle is the girl of my dreams.

Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.

I never have a good goddamn time when I’m hungry.

You might want to invite your next date over for an “L Word” and Chill session.