advice for lesbian women

Shy girls: We see you and we *are* you.

Be authentic. Be vulnerable. AND self-deprecate. That is the mantra.

I’m wearing sexy lingerie, you can pay for the cheese plate.

Spoiler Alert: I cried.

You can read the vibes when a little ~arm touching~ is appropriate.

The boundary between lovers and besties is VERY murky.

Winter can be very romantic.

There’s a fine line between roasting and emotional abuse.

Go out and slay.

Dating anxiety is cancelled for 2018.

2018 will be the year we feel healthy and alive!

We hope these humorous little tricks can help you!

We can resist together.

Stay chic without dimming your party girl swag.

PSA: You can’t love someone you don’t know.

What happens at camp doesn’t stay at camp…when you’re a writer.

Just add leather, baby.

And more embarrassing sex tales!

Best friend breakups are heartbreaking.

These tips have been tested and approved.

It happens. Even to us.

You’re on texting terms with your therapist.

These simple steps have proven successful.

“I’m the deranged dyke your mother warns you about.”

Nervously watch “The L Word” with the remote firmly planted in your hand.

Repeat after me: Leases can be broken. LEASES CAN BE BROKEN.

Strap-ons are kind of like the Goldilocks story.

Let’s talk sex on a first date.

Compliment her. Compliment her. COMPLIMENT HER.

After all don’t us babes belong in Babetown?

“I follow opportunities and go through all the open doors that cross my path.”

Every time you go the bathroom with the door open, a lesbian angel loses her wings.

You start googling “sperm banks” over “24-Hour banks.”

You start googling “sperm banks” over “24-Hour banks.”

Destiny is something that often feels out of our hands because it really shows itself when what we want clashes with reality.