How To Ruin Thanksgiving
Bring up a long-resolved feud with your sibling.
Bring up a long-resolved feud with your sibling.
You can make it through this in one piece.
Kissing in the blue dark, drunk and I am seeing stars…
For small-town gay bars have the biggest roofs, roofs big enough to hold and protect the most beautiful souls.
A coming-of-age story.
Nothing is more powerful than a party girl’s bright light. Nothing.
Did I make up all those intense feelings inside of my head?! What’s WRONG with me?!
FROM THE ARCHIVES: She gets excited and she says she can read auras. She says there’s a process to it. She lays me back on the bed and she tells me to close my eyes. I don’t know whether to believe her or not, but I’m pretty willing to do whatever she says.
Why doesn’t a queer women-focused hook-up app exist?
Beware of the UHO. Like seriously, beware of the UHO.
Ask the girl out! Rejection can’t kill you.
You CAN die of embarrassment. TRUST ME. Just listen to a lesbian sex anthem in front of your parents.
“It’s like, if you’re going to buck society’s expectations to date the gender you really want to, why not go all out and create the exact relationship you want?”
Who doesn’t love lesbian drama?
Very queer and VERY expensive.
I AM A POSTER GIRL WITH NO POSTER.
It wasn’t the fantasy that I expected and I blame myself.
They exist! And they’re all different!
Jenny, I think I love you.
It gets better. I promise.
Are you as deeply disturbed as me and ship Jenny and Shane together? Lez me know in the comments and maybe we can see a therapist together.
Let’s cross our fingers she makes an appearance in the reboot!
There’s no way you can spend a week dressing like Shane without at least once donning a suit and tie.
So, you’re a Pisces and your cat’s a Virgo.
Seriously, straight people, blink twice if you need help!
We’re all stunning. Especially during Pride month.
“Silence is violence.”
WEAR SUNSCREEN.
At least one of your exes is your friend. It’s the lesbian circle of life.
Just say NO to SHOTS.
Luckily, people can totally change.
As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
“Maybe you just haven’t found your type yet.”
There’s no way she didn’t know.
The crazy things we put ourselves through to have sex!
It almost makes the hurt worth it.