Lesbian Problems

A New York nightmare.

I’m still poly, regardless of whom I’m seeing. 

She’s your cool straight girl best friend who is *so* cool, she’s actually gay.

Soft-boiled eggs are the unsung hero of faux domestication.

Be safe, but don’t apologize.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: I’ve googled her name countless times, but to no avail.

Do you have pics of exes from years ago haunting the nether-regions of your photo album?

Channel your inner U-haul lesbian! For this romance is likely fleeting.

Under my punk-standard-issue Carhartt pants (the same sorts of pants my best friends’ boyfriends unironically wore all through high school), was a tattoo with lyrics from my favorite Garth Brooks song.

Dykes who call their mothers asking for their birth time: this is for you.

Shave your head.

“Your mom’s a dyke, and you’re going to be just like her.” 

Duh…

Softball fields are teeming with lesbians.

To my knowledge, my mother has never read Emily Dickinson, but back then, when it came to crafting a response, she taught me to “tell the truth but tell it slant.”

A gorgeous mess.

Follow these tips if staying spring sick is on your to-do list. Purr.

Meet the 8 classic lesbians, you’ll always find at the lesbian bar! Every single day of my life (even when the traffic sucks and the bagels are stale and the […]

I’m a girl, not a dog. The only leash I enjoy is one that’s used for kink purposes.

I’ve spent a lot of time chasing straight chicks. I spent the longest time on H.

If this show were your only representation of queer women, you would assume we cannot keep it in our pants. So, in real life, can we?

Could our infamous rush to commitment be the culprit?

Masturbate.

Because feelin’ is healin.’ No matter what you’re going through.

You played 7 Minutes In Heaven at an all-girls sleepover.

Last minute gift ideas for the procrastinating lesbian.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Maybe the best friends are the ones you’re in love with, just a little bit.

Men don’t know what to do with black lipstick.

Daddy is an energy. Not a style.

How to get over the girl you’ve been on one date with, but can’t get out of your head.

A real love story doesn’t stop when the romantic love dissipates.

Cumming out.

Sick likes to be with sick.

I felt like I had been reunited with my camp friends.

Nothing like a rapid subject change to send the message: “I would rather die than discuss this with you.”

Do you need to get laid or are you just ANGRY at the world? Keep reading to find out.  We’ve all been there. No matter how positively sexy, exorbitantly wealthy, […]