Advice for Lesbian, Bi and Queer Women

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Never have I ever.

Did you feed your cat Doritos? I did.

You need a firm hand in whipping your dating profile into shape.

I’m a desert Jew with eyebrows like caterpillars and arms so hairy you can’t make out the complexion of my skin beneath the thick brush.

The (thank god!) other butch lesbian: She’s lean, she’s mean, she’s using the latrine.

Why not serve your Zoom colleagues a lewk they’ll never forget?

If you wonder what Sophie was reading at her grandma’s bedside on “Gen Q,” we have the answer.

For many trans and nonbinary individuals, HRT and hormone blockers are a critical part of surviving. But many will go without during quarantine.

It all started as an innocent morning.

Experts weigh in on this ~controversial~ take.

Something for everyqueer.

Stop stealing her clothes. You’re not sisters. You’re lovers.

Stop hogging the remote.

Escapism is okay when the world is on fire.

The rebound is a natural part of the love food-chain.

Guess what? It’s OKAY to feel unproductive during a global pandemic.

How do you wash away intimate memories?

In the place of casual sex, what you now have is conversation.

I’m still poly, regardless of whom I’m seeing. 

The best things in this life are FREE.

Soft-boiled eggs are the unsung hero of faux domestication.

Be safe, but don’t apologize.

Do you have pics of exes from years ago haunting the nether-regions of your photo album?

Channel your inner U-haul lesbian! For this romance is likely fleeting.

Creativity loves alone time.

Shave your head.

“Your mom’s a dyke, and you’re going to be just like her.” 

Softball fields are teeming with lesbians.

To my knowledge, my mother has never read Emily Dickinson, but back then, when it came to crafting a response, she taught me to “tell the truth but tell it slant.”

I kiss my friends. And I’m so glad I do.

I’m a girl, not a dog. The only leash I enjoy is one that’s used for kink purposes.

I’ve spent a lot of time chasing straight chicks. I spent the longest time on H.

Could our infamous rush to commitment be the culprit?

Masturbate.

Last minute gift ideas for the procrastinating lesbian.

Men don’t know what to do with black lipstick.