Staff-olutions

High hopes and lofty aspirations for 2011

Juliet Macey

I’m aiming high for 2011. I plan to volunteer more and perform activities that boost the morale of society as a whole. I could offer my writing skills to Lifetime to summarize the plots of its original movies for digital cable info menus; or, I could become an unpaid spokeswoman for the lash-growing, pigment-altering wonderdrug Latisse. I also plan to accurately render the faces of Oprah and Gayle on a single organic gourd.


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