SHANE
AGE: 11 months
SEX: F
ETHNICITY: Not sure
BIRTHPLACE: Dumpster, Long Island
RESIDENCE: Holbrook, NY (somewhat better than the dumpster)
OCCUPATION: Gymnast/bird watcher/stunt double
FAVORITE TOY: “My tunnel and any limbs on my mommies that move.”
FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY: “Stretching out, taking over the dog’s bed, eating, taking walks with the dog and my mommies.”
FAVORITE FOOD: “Pretty much anything that fits in my mouth (I eat more than the dog).”
PET PEEVE: “I hate cluttered night stands so I do what ever I can to ‘clean’ them off. I also hate most dogs, they are just such pedestrian creatures”
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: “No!” “No, get down!” “No, don’t eat that!” “No, that hurts; I’m bleeding!”
Melissa, 25, is a law student, and Allison, 29, is a child care provider.
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