Lindsay’s only got eyes for you, Sam Ronson. Note the elongated neck, tilted-back head and parted lips – all unequivocal signs of arousal. While Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, recently opined to US Weekly that her romance with Ronson is “evident to anyone with half a brain,” the couple has remained mum, reportedly rejecting a million-dollar offer to come out on the cover of OK! Magazine. Meanwhile, rumors of a Lohan-Ronson wedding at Dollywood, Dolly Parton’s Tennessee theme park, have swirled for weeks. Will America’s favorite troubled starlet ever own up to her lesbian relationship? Stay tuned. This ought to be interesting.