7pm, $8-$12, Henrietta Hudson, 438 Hudson St (at Morton St), henriettahudson.com. Nikki Palumbo (UCB, Reductress, McSweeney’s) and Taylor Ortega (JFL, Disney, A24) host QUEER TIGER BEAT, a monthly(-ish) standup show of all-queer heartthrobs who would be on the magazine cover of their dreams. Check out the newest issue featuring some very funny hunks! 10% of sales will be donated to The Audre Lorde Project