Lesbian Problems

“The L Word” gave us something even more valuable than entertainment.

Flannel had dumped Valentino.

Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?

But you still want to be *the* pretty girl.

Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?

Truly wild L Word moments paired with some truly wild beauty trends!

The nail debate will haunt us all forever.

For we would be lost lesbians without these magical humans.

Is this your first year attending the legendary Dinah Shore? Are you FREAKING OUT?

Pay extra attention to her walk.

If you’re looking for something beyond the “get down on one knee after presenting her with a box of chocolates on [insert holiday here],” this article is for you.

Check out our official list of party girl hacks.

A seasoned lesbian spills the tea.

What a time to be alive!

Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.

I never have a good goddamn time when I’m hungry.

You might want to invite your next date over for an “L Word” and Chill session.

Let her be wild.

10 butches that’ll totally kill that spider for you.

Surviving high maintenance when you’re low maintenance.

Eat dinner, jackass.

A woman broke my heart. So I tried dating a man.

Throw parties that pay respectful homage to the original Sapphic Soap that changed our lives!

Think of a relationship like a small but chic studio apartment. The chic studio won’t look so chic if it’s full of massive, ugly suitcases, will it?

Warning: Water signs are going to cry.

And now I’m in love with a dyke princess.

Did something go wrong in the lab? Am I the only lesbian who doesn’t care about sports?

“The vice president of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife.”

What’s a lesbian who loves the rural life but hates being called a ‘dyke’ at the grocery store to do?

Your profile picture is with a celebrity.

You’re always safe around a lez who can swing a hammer.

We couldn’t handle watching “Bound” in front of our peers and we couldn’t understand why.

Big lesbian sister tips to HELP you, babe, navigate the dark and stormy waters of dating sober.

Lesbians, this is a HUGE undertaking.

Be nice, be real, be sexy AF.

A seasoned lez tells it like it is.