Pop sensation Katy Perry’s hit song, “I Kissed a Girl,” has lesbians all atwitter—both good twitter and bad twitter. Recently on MTV, Perry offered up the following disclaimer on just how much (or how little) she likes kissing girls: “Girls are very girly. We have slumber parties and we have choreographed dance moves in our pajamas….It’s kind of about that, you know, [kissing girls] is like kissing your arm sometimes. We smell very good. We smell like vanilla, watermelon, strawberries…”
Uh…yeah, Katy. Forget watermelon and strawberries. Someone smells like B.S. Go kiss your arm some more, Katy girl. Your “boyfriend” won’t mind it (and neither will we).