7:30pm doors, 8pm-9:30pm show, $10–$12, Union Hall, 702 Union St, Brooklyn, unionhallny.com. Did you hear that lesbians are taking over the world? Well, when they’re not getting killed off on TV shows or busy playing with their hairless felines! Sophie Santos brings you their Agenda™ with this banging variety show featuring the best lez, bi and queer comedians of all time. (Lineup may include straights if they are very, very funny and/or were raised by two moms.) Buckle up those Birkenstocks, ladies… they’ve got big plans. This event will be mixed seated/standing. Arrive early for best seat selection.