Lesbian Problems

Sure, Valentine’s Day is about love, but mostly, it’s about candy.

Maybe the month of February is our true “Happiest Season.”

Jealousy in polyamory is a common concern. How your own unique heart navigates it may determine whether polyamory is a good choice for you. 

Being Asian, queer, and a woman meant there was a myriad of ways I could vanish, and I saw it each time I watched a movie. 

“F*ck my rainbow wristband. F*ck my tomboy underwear. I was a fraud. And surely these people could tell.”

100 lesbian, bi, queer, and just plain human moments that had extra special meaning for our entire community.

If you’re by yourself this year but want to express your queer AF holiday cheer, here are a few ways to make the yuletide gay.

Is a cloak one of the most impractical things I own? Yes. Is it one of my favorite items of clothing? Also yes.

Most days, I feel like shouting at the top of my lungs: “WHERE ARE ALL THE GAY INDIANS?”

Have you seen ‘Happiest Season’ yet? What are your thoughts? Inquiring queers want to know.

“I’ve spent my whole life trying to be in healthy non-hierarchical polyamorous relationships, and now that I am, the pandemic has me too scared to act on it.”

It’s up to a younger generation to figure out what the current iteration of a dyke bar should look like.

2020 has been a stressful enough year; there’s absolutely no reason to further torture yourself by risking Covid to spend time with people you don’t want to see.

Friends say, “I love you,” but really, do they? If they support the policies that treat me like I’m less than them, do they love me?

Dystopian Halloween costumes aren’t really funny anymore because, well, *gestures.*

As the elections continue to speed in our direction like a runaway train, it is becoming more and more clear how much we need a complete overhaul.

It is standard horror fare to trick the viewer into thinking one character is “good” only to expose them as the villain at the end, or vice versa. But “Ratched” isn’t trying for an aha moment of revelation.

I am tired of being afraid. I am tired of  keeping my voice at a decibel level only those close to me can hear; I am tired of keeping my head down, of keeping my opinions to myself; I am tired of disappearing.

Should the Supreme Court uphold the ACA, and should Republicans hold either the White House, Senate, or both, it’s likely that they’ll continue to chip away at protections afforded by the ACA.

It is hard, being this curvy, and hot, and great at cooking when I want to be with a woman.

No amount of judgement will keep us off the field. 

It’s just a quiet little thing, like a kitten wrapped up in a blanket. I expected fireworks, either the violent kind or the celebratory kind, but there is nothing but the quiet of the evening, heavy around our ears.

“One of the many times I realized I was a lesbian was when I was in the throes of a high school threesome.”

Wearing mascara? It’s going to streak.

Thanks to “Folklore,” I now see myself in Taylor’s music.

With “PANTS”, all of our “L Word” reunion dreams come true every week.

Thanks for the look! Hope you’ll keep trying.

The truth is, there is no right or wrong answer.

We all know lesbians are known for “overprocessing” (if there is such thing!) and talking about our feelings ad nauseam. But guess what? It’s fundamental to a healthy relationship.

Never have I ever worked with such a fiery, passionate, smart, creative, and wildly opinionated group of women

All I’m asking for is *one* date, Carmen.

Something just *clicked.*

So what does this empty space mean? Does it mean you’ve fallen through the cracks?

This is the time to redesign our lives. There is no right way to practice self-care.

Lesbian bed death can truly come back from the dead.

Not only did I have a marijuana-seeking dog, he chose to eat roaches. Did he not deem himself worthy of the plump buds next to the sad, sorry, limp joint remnants? Did he need counseling?