The holiday season is all about celebration, love, and joy—and what better way to spread that cheer than with thoughtful gifts for the amazing women in your life? Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a best friend, or treating yourself (because you’re worth it), this guide is filled with fabulous gifts that cater to every vibe in the lesbian community. From butches to femmes, pet lovers to culinary queens, there’s something here for everyone.
Lace By The Fireplace
How Much? $35
What’s The Tea? This delicate lace bra is perfect for the babe who wants to feel feminine and fierce while lounging by the yule log. It’s also a gift for the gift-giver, *wink wink.* Even better, Floruisse is a queer, woman-owned brand who donates a portion of their profits to support LGBTQ+ suicide prevention. Give a gift that’s stylish, meaningful, and supports a mission-driven brand.
Where’s The Link? Floruisse Lace Bralette
Freedom From Scooping Forever
How Much? $699
What’s The Tea? Because every cat mom deserves a little luxury! everyone f*ckng hates cleaning the litter box. This self-cleaning litter box is a game changer for busy dykes and their furry companions. Less mess, more time for Christmas brunch and candy cane mimosas! Less fighting with your partner over who scooped last, more time for cuddling up and watching Hallmark movies! Did we mention we hate cleaning the litter box?
Where’s The Link? Litter-Robot
This Gorgeous Vulva Ring
How Much? $84
What’s The Tea? This stunning Life Portal Ring by Exotic Cancer is the perfect gift for the girl who loves rings and women. Straight people love to get engaged on Christmas morning with a pear shaped diamond – spice up the tired tradition by proposing to your girlfriend with a vulva ring on Christmas Eve. Where’s The Link? Exotic Cancer Life Portal Ring
Quick & Easy Date Night Meals
How Much? $119.99
What’s The Tea? For the chef who wants to whip up healthy meals without sacrificing flavor! This affordable airfryer is perfect for creating quick, delicious dishes after a long day of being gay.
Where’s The Link? Kalorik Vivid Touch Air Fryer
Pearly White Teeth
How Much? $49.95
What’s The Tea? What’s cuter than a hers and hers toothbrush? Keep your smiles bright and your confidence even brighter with this ultrasonic toothbrush set.
Where’s The Link? Aquasonic
These Seemingly Magical Flying Sunglasses
How Much? $154.00
What’s The Tea? These stylish, unique glasses are perfect for the chic lesbian who loves to protect her eyes while making a statement. And they stay on without arms! What is this sorcery? Ideal for a brunch date or hitting a holiday craft fair with your crew.
Where’s The Link? Flyframes
A Personalized Knife Set
How Much? $249.99
What’s The Tea? For the chef in your life, this personalized knife set adds a touch of flair to her culinary adventures. She’ll love slicing and dicing with style.
Where’s The Link? Things Remembered
Zoltar Aracde Fortune Teller
How Much? $15,000
What’s The Tea? This extremely practical gift will light up the whimsy femme in your life like a firecracker. Add some mystique to her living room and spice up her weekly book club with AN ACTUAL FORTUNE TELLER MACHINE THAT IS VINTAGE AND DARK AND COOL AND WEIRD. (Morgan, I’m looking at you. Love, Dayna, Exec Editor.)
Where’s The Link? Zoltar
Haven Tattoo Gift Card
How Much? Varies
What’s The Tea? Treat someone to the art of self-expression with a tattoo gift card to the gorgeous pink paradise that is lesbian-owned Haven Tattoo. Whether it’s a meaningful design or a flash special, it’s the perfect way to celebrate queer identity. Make sure to say hi to our 100 Women We Love Class of 2024 Honoree Jessica Valentine, co-owner and tattoo artist, and her wife, Cameron Cox!
Where’s The Link? Haven Tattoo
J’adore Dykes Shirt
How Much? $30
What’s The Tea? J’adore Dior, but J’adore Dykes more. Show off your pride with this playful “J’adore Dykes” tee by Every Outfit on Sex and The City. Perfect for casual outings, or innocently offending your family at the holiday party.
Where’s The Link? Every Outfit
Designer Goods for Life
How Much? $45-$309/month
What’s The Tea? You’re committed to her but you don’t have to be committed to buying her a $5,000 Chanel Caviar Quilted Boy Bag. This designer bag rental service lets her switch up your look as often as she changes her hair – and access to some of the most sought after luxury goods.
Where’s The Link? Vivrelle
Gay Shows for Her Viewing Pleasure
How Much? $10.99+/month
What’s The Tea? Gift a subscription to Disney+ or another streaming service, ensuring she can binge on all the fabulous queer reality shows and movies she loves. Perfect for cozy nights in!
Where’s The Link? Disney+
An Incredible Custom Lesbian Barbie Doll
How Much? $45.00+
What’s The Tea? Because we all know Barbie is a lesbian. A custom made gay Barbie is the ultimate gift for the queer Barbie girl in your life. Elise Maurine is an LGBTQ artist based near New York City, known for her custom Barbie dolls through Mad Cow Dolls. Elise’s creations include pop culture and LGBTQ-themed dolls, and she repurposes old dolls to reduce waste. Elise is currently taking preorders for limited 2024 LGBTQ Barbie or Ken sets. These dolls are a work of custom art and need processing time so be sure to order in advance.
Where’s The Link? Mad Cow Dolls
The Ultimate Gay Accessory
How Much? $18.78
What’s The Tea? It wouldn’t be a complete list without THE lesbian accessory. Switch up the classic carabiner with a personalized option. Inscribe a name, date, or ~naughty~ message!
Where’s The Link? Craftlinds Personalized Carabiner
No More Pawprints on The Couch
How Much? $29
What’s The Tea? For your neurotic girlfriend who loves you, but your your giant rescue dog. Keep her couch clean by gifting you and your pooch this paw washer.
Where’s The Link? Mudbuster
Madonna Sex Book
How Much? varies
What’s The Tea? For the queer history buff or Madonna fan, this iconic book is a must-have for their collection. Gift the collector in your life a piece of cultural history this year.
Where’s The Link? Madonna Sex Book
One of These Absolutely Unhinged Fabulous Furby Bags
How Much? $198
What’s The Tea? For the fashion obsessed femme with a weirdo streak, these wonderfully ridiculous bags designed by Harrison Scott Kuykendall serve Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent. (If my fiancee is still reading, I also NEED one of these bags in pink please. And black. – Exec Editor)
Where’s The Link? TripleFuzz Bag
A Sexy Harley Vest
How Much? $225
What’s The Tea? Perfect for the biker babe in your life, this stylish Harley vest is a must-have for any lesbian who loves the open road. Let her ride in style! Or ride her in style…
Where’s The Link? Women’s Avenue Traditional Harley Vest
Celesbian Cameo Video
How Much? Varies
What’s The Tea? Surprise your favorite queer with a personalized video message from their beloved celesbian or influencer. It’s the kind of gift that creates lasting memories and squeals of joy!
Where’s The Link? Cameo
F*ck Me Boots
How Much? $266
What’s The Tea? These fierce 1xBlue boots are perfect for the edgy lesbian who loves a little attention. Wear them out to the gay bar to turn heads and break necks.
Where’s The Link? Arrest Me Boots
The Gift of Silence
How Much? $399
What’s The Tea? For the music lover who wants to block out the world while jamming to Chapell Roan—these headphones are perfect for that blissful escape.
Where’s The Link? Sony Noise- Canceling Headphones
A Cozy Night In
How Much? $35
What’s The Tea? Light this candle and set the mood for a cozy night in with your partner or friends. The soothing scents will create the perfect atmosphere for rewatching The L Word for the 700th time.
Where’s The Link? Be Still Candle
The Cutest Stuffed Animal To Ever Exist
How Much? $12
What’s The Tea? Adorable and soft, this Jellycat plushie is the cutest little accessory for any tender queer who likes to cuddle. No, literally, how cute is this Peanut Reindeer?
Where’s The Link? Jellycat Keychain
Le Creuset Dutch Oven
How Much? $260+
What’s The Tea? Elevate her cooking game with this stunning Dutch oven. Perfect for cozy dinners with friends or impressing that special someone!
Where’s The Link? Le Creuset
Casio Watch
How Much? $59.95
What’s The Tea? Timeless style meets modern flair. This Casio watch is perfect for the practical lesbian who appreciates a blend of classic and chic in her everyday wear.
Where’s The Link? Casio Watch
Official Lesbian Headgear
How Much? $40
What’s The Tea? Keep your girl cozy and stylish with the unofficial hat of the lesbians. A North Face Beanie perfect for those winter outings with friends or cozy nights by the fire– or signaling to your dog walker that, yes, I too, am gay.
Where’s The Link? North Face Beanie
Have Tote Bag, Will Travel
How Much? $19.95
What’s The Tea? For the book-loving lesbian who always carries a novel (or three) wherever she goes, this cute red tote from The Strand is perfect for showing off her literary flair or bringing home as many deformed veggies from the local farm-stand as humanly possible.
Where’s The Link? Strand Tote Bag
Unlimited Books
How Much? $339.99
What’s The Tea? The ultimate gadget for the lesbian reader and writer. The Kindle Scribe lets her read and take notes seamlessly—perfect for all those queer books she’ll want to dive into. May we recommend any of these queer books?
Where’s The Link? Kindle Scribe
Hydration for Her Pup
How Much? $19.99
What’s The Tea? Hydrate your pup (and yourself!) on the go with this stylish portable water bottle. Perfect for those adventurous dog moms who love to explore together.
Where’s The Link? Portable Water Bottle
Lady and The Tramp but Make it Lesbian
How Much? $49.95
What’s The Tea? For the aspiring chef who loves to impress, this pasta-making kit is a delightful way to whip up homemade dinners and share love through food! It’ll be a gift for you both to spice up an at-home date night.
Where’s The Link? Pasta Making Kit
And there you have it—the ultimate guide to sleigh-ing the holiday gift game with heart and style! Whether you’re spoiling your partner, delighting your bestie, or treating yourself, these picks are all about celebrating the unique, fabulous women in your life. So go forth, spread the love, and make this holiday season unforgettable—with a dash of sapphic magic! Happy GO-lidays!
