Name: Fern
Mommy: Abigail
Age: 9 months and expanding
Sex: He’s a boy cat
Ethnicity: Just a cat
Birthplace: Chesterfield, Mass.
Residence: Brooklyn
Occupation: Fearsome (freelance) pen chaser
Favorite Toys: Anything being used
Favorite Leisure Activity: No time for leisure between moving all the sponges, pawing at water, knocking all objects off all tables, lying on whatever you’re looking at and napping
Favorite Food: Umm, what are you eating?
Pet Peeve: Closed doors and closed windows
Least Favorite Phrase: Fern, get out of the fridge (garbage can, plant, sink.)
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