Advice for Lesbian, Bi and Queer Women

Pass the tissues, it’s Cancer season.

With its LGBTQ-friendly neighborhoods, legendary nightlife scene, and very own Stonewall DayCelebration, Berlin is a must-visit for queer women everywhere.

Happy Pride socially awkward introverts!

Fashion dykes, we’ve got you covered. Purr.

Where to eat, shop, play, get wet, and chill in between Pride parties!

Do you want to save on rent? Do you want to take a step towards marriage? Do you want to test your compatibility as life partners? Do you want to spend more time together by waking up together every day?

Don’t process. But DO communicate!

We’re all stunning. Especially during Pride month.

WEAR SUNSCREEN.

Oh, all of her exes are “crazy”? What a coincidence! There’s definitely no chance that she’s the one in the wrong here!

Stop trying to define your boo before you even know her!

Which one is your fave account?

A sober Pride is possible!

You and your bae can thank us later.

Luckily, people can totally change.

Move over, leather. It’s double denim’s turn.

You’re welcome.

STOP HAUNTING.

“Maybe you just haven’t found your type yet.”

The crazy things we put ourselves through to have sex!

It almost makes the hurt worth it.

You just might fall in love.

The G-spot is the unsung hero of cunnilingus.

Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?

But you still want to be *the* pretty girl.

Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?

HYDRATE.

The nail debate will haunt us all forever.

Is this your first year attending the legendary Dinah Shore? Are you FREAKING OUT?

Pay extra attention to her walk.

There is no shortage of cool cities for lesbians.

If you’re looking for something beyond the “get down on one knee after presenting her with a box of chocolates on [insert holiday here],” this article is for you.

Lesbians love us some processing.

A seasoned lesbian spills the tea.

What a time to be alive!

I never have a good goddamn time when I’m hungry.