Video of the Day: These Trader Joe’s Items Are The Most Femme (and Butch, and Non-Binary, and More)

In case you’re wondering, the Trader Joe’s item with the strongest femme lesbian energy is the mini-pack of Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds. At least, that’s what Los Angeles rapper and TikToker Good Child says in their hilarious April 25 video breaking down the store’s Top 10 Femme Lesbian items. For the record, the butchest food item is Organic Peanut Butter & Cocoa Crunch cereal (though Good Child stipulates that their #4 item, Hatch Chile Mac & Cheese did appear in a real-life butch’s cart during the filming of this TikTok).

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Don’t identify as femme or butch? No worries—Good Child has you covered. Their other videos include the Top 10 Gayest items, the Top 10 Non-Binary items, and, of course, the Top 10 Dyslexic Ex-Christian Trans-Masc items, among others. Their deadpan delivery and the inexplicable accuracy of their selections really bring it all together. (Seriously, how do we get them a sponsorship deal?) No matter your queer identity, Good Child’s Trader Joe’s TikToks have the item for you.

@goodchild.wav Fems be honest-? #wlw #forthegirls #fem #lesbian #gay #queer #lgbt #traderjoes #shopping #groceries #comedy ♬ original sound – Dreamer