Don’t know what to get your femme GF for the holidays? GO Magazine managing editor Dayna Troisi is here. Keep reading.
Greetings butches, femmes, chapsticks, bois, daddies, icons, and every dyke in between. Do you have a femme in your life that you love? Or at least that you want to sleep with? Of course you do; femmes are beautiful, magical creatures. And what is a beautiful magical creature’s love language? Gifts.
Duh.
This holiday season, our resident spoiled femme Zara Barrie is here to tell you what NOT to get the femme GF in your life. And yours truly, our resident iconic femme, is here to the rescue to tell you what you SHOULD — nay, must — spend your glorious money on.
Valfre Electric Garden Eye Palette
As a spoiled femme that has two Valfre tattoos, I can attest that any Valfre gift is perfect for the artist-sad-girl-bad-girl-femme in your life. If she has good taste, chances are she already owns a ton of prints and accessories from Valfre, so you should impress her with this brand spanking new eye shadow palette —the first of Valfre’s cosmetics. She will purrrrr like a kitten. Just don’t interrupt your glorious femme GF while she’s crafting the perfect electric smokey eye.
Fluide Poodle Beach Liquid Lip
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It’s unacceptable to assume that your beloved extra AF femme GF would deck out her eyes without throwing a bold lip in as well. That’s where Fluide’s beyond liquid lipsticks come in. Not only are they named after legendary queer clubs, but they will also withstand a night of sweating, dancing, and kissing at their namesakes. Poodle Beach is my favorite.
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Your femme GF is too unique to get her the same old vibrator she’s probably been gifted a million times. She is pretty and deserves pretty sex toys, like these glass dildos from Lovehoney. If you’re really feeling like making a sweeping romantic gesture, buy a bunch of the glass dildos and create a chandelier out of them.
Thistle and Spire Cherry Union Slip
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Femmes love wearing lingerie in public, and she will totally slay your office work party in this sexy little red slip. Thistle and Spire is a woman-owned lingerie line, and your femme will love that you are not only generous, but you are also feminist AF.
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It should go without saying that the femme in your life simply cannot — CANNOT —live without this bag. Moschino means femme in Italian (wink). The fangs are a reminder that she bites. Meow.
Do you love your girlfriend? Prove it with expensive designer items, like this Gucci scarf that will let every girl in the gay bar know that your GF is loved and locked down.
I’m sure you tell her your femme GF that’s she’s a perfect angel every day, but it doesn’t hurt to remind her and all those who look at her with this brilliant ring from Souvenir Jewelry.
Discount Universe Mindf*ck Slip
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Chances are your femme GF has been called “crazy” at some point. There is nothing more empowering than reclaiming a derogatory term in the name of FASHION.
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Lizzo is queen, and I’m pretty sure that femmes pray to her and Lana Del Rey every night. Make your femme GF’s sacred routine even more chic with this Lizzo prayer candle. In Lizzo and femmes we trust.
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