Gabby Windey Says She And Robby Hoffman Would Commit Crimes For Each Other
Windey also revealed the real reason why she’s never wanted kids.
Gabby Windey is opening up about having a wife who’s so obsessed with her, committing crimes, and why she thinks babies are “like bad feng shui” in a delightfully (and characteristically) unhinged late night TV interview.
The Bachelorette star swung by Late Night with Seth Meyers this week to discuss her role in the upcoming Netflix series, The Body, an upcoming series from Quinn Shephard about Catholic school girls who begin having prophetic visions. Windey plays the girls’ dance coach, and had to wear a fake pregnancy belly for the shoot—an experience she referred to as “interesting,” as she’s never wanted kids herself.
“It’s something about the neck,” she explained, flopping her head up and down. “They just can’t do anything with their neck.”
“So you think, in general, babies are making a bad first impression?” Meyers asked.
“Of course! They have no core strength. They can’t do anything. They can’t make decisions. They’re quite dumb. It’s like bad feng shui. You know, when you put an object on top of that book, and if it was wobbly, it’s so bad for energy. Imagine having a baby—” she said, flopping her head up and down again. “—on that book.”
It didn’t take long for Meyers to turn the conversation towards Windey’s wife, Robby Hoffman, who had also recently appeared on his show.
“We talked a lot about you,” Meyers said. “I mean, she’s kind of obsessed.”
“I know, she’s so obsessed with me,” Windey agreed. When the late night host asked if she felt it was “okay” to be married to someone “so obsessed,” Windey’s response was unequivocal.
“I think it’s great. It’s the one thing you gotta do if you’re gonna get married,” she said. “Would commit, you know, crime—homicide—for me. And then if I did anything, I know she would do an equal crime to be in jail with me. We’ve talked about it.”
The way both Windey and Hoffman talk about each other and their relationship—especially so openly on television—clearly resonates with fans.
“i’m obsessed with how much @robbyhoffman loves @gabby.windey,” one person commented on Instagram.
“Wow what a fun couple. Great match. I bet they laugh allllll day,” wrote another.
“I didn’t know who her wife was but I was like, ‘I bet it’s that one girl, she’s always talking about her wife,'” reads one particularly amusing response to the clip, “and I was right.”
As is to be expected, Hoffman herself jumped into the comments of Windey’s Instagram post, writing, “Is it a crime to love her wife!!!!!!!!”
One fan summed the public’s impression of their relationship up nicely by replying, “if it is, you’ll do it anyway.”
