In these increasingly dark and terrifying political/environmental times, please allow me to bestow you with some ~sexy~ celesbian gossip. You need it, girl.
So here goes: According to the tweet addicts at Twitter, Demi Lovato was seen clutching hands with a gorgeous brunette on an innocent trip to innocent little Disneyland.
— Carolyn Sandoval (@carolyn6574) September 11, 2017
So who is the luscious mystery babe Lovato was spotted cozying up to? Oh, just one of our favorite lesbian DJs ever, Lauren “KITTENS” Abedini. We’ve only been crushing on her for years (by “we” I mean me). She’s like a real life Carmen, only better.
Djing has been such a blessing for my socially awkward introverted ass. I get to feel safe in my bubble while at a crazy party with tons of people having fun all at the same time😊 So even if you’re shy and weird like me you can still be an entertainer. Don’t let that shit scare you off. Chase you’re dreams hunty🤘🏼
Not only is Abedini stunning and hyper- talented, she happens to be an amazing human-being too. She’s a self-described “intersectional feminist” who runs a women’s charity called “PWR by Kittens” that raises money for women’s shelters. Swoon. Swoon. Swoon.
And according to the pictures snapped by a superfan, the two mega babes aren’t “holding hands” in a “bestie” way, they’re definitely holding hands in a girlfriend way. When the hand graces the small of the back, things start to look a little bit more uh, “intimate” if you know what I mean.
Demi Lovato spotted today with her rumored new girlfriend Lauren Abedini; a DJ, Producer, charity runner, and feminist! 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/lCJc8ayiBH
— Music News & Facts (@musicnewsfact) September 11, 2017
And lez be honest, her hit song “Cool for the Summer” definitely kicks the ole’ lezdar off. “Got a taste for the cherry/I just need to take a bite.” I’m not trying to attach gender to fruit or anything, but in my humble opinion, cherries radiate a powerful female energy.
The singer has told People: “It’s something I don’t think needs to have a label: As humans, It’s just about a connection with someone.”
Plus, When Alan Carr asked whether the song was about same-sex relationships, Lovato purred (at least she purred in my head, I’m sure she just answered like a normal human being): “I’m not confirming, and I’m definitely not denying.”
That’s like when a person says they aren’t trying to get pregnant, but they’re also not, not trying to get pregnant. If you’re not, not trying, you’re trying. If you’re not denying, you’re confirming. Or maybe this all just wishful thinking for yours truly because I’ve had it bad for Lovato, from the moment she dyed her raven hair midnight blue (I’ll sleep with a blue haired girl on the first date).
I’m clearly not the only one teeming with fluffy excitement over this possible romance. Check out Twitter’s wild reaction. Can you blame the Twittersphere? The last few weeks have been dark. Let us have a little lesbian Hollywood moment, OK? We’ve earned it.
Sooo is Demi Lovato actually dating a female? My gay heart is really excited to hear that it might be true 😍
— GaYdrienne Hillman (@AdrienneHelloHi) September 11, 2017
And even if the rumors ARE NOT TRUE, hopefully, these two will make ~magical~ music and create ~magical~ activist moments, together. (Not going to lie, I really do hope these rumors are true. Don’t you?)