Holidays are here, which means it’s time to perfect the art of the Secret Santa. Not sure what to get for your next chosen family gift swap? GO has got your back! There are three requirements for the perfect Secret Santa gift: it has to be useable, it has to be interesting, and it has to be something someone wouldn’t buy for themself. Here’s some inspiration for gifts your queer friends will be fighting over, and you might want to steal them back for yourself.
The Original Dripping Raincloud For Plants
What’s queerer than keeping a bunch of plants? For green thumbs and wannabes alike, this adorable raincloud is perfect for keeping plants happy and hydrated without the hassle.
Eye To Eye: Portraits of Lesbians
Alison Bechdel described this book as a “lost family album,” so you know this sh*t is powerful. This photography anthology was published in 1979, featuring lesbians of all ages and backgrounds living their lives. The portraits are accompanied by writings by queer authors and artists. Simple and moving.
These are tarot cards made by queers, for queers. The artistry is funky and fresh, while the inclusive imagery makes everyone feel like they can see themselves in the stars. This gift is sure to be a hit – it’s in the cards.
Does this hat make sense? No. Did it make us laugh out loud? Yes. If your gift swap group calls for presents that err on the more humorous side, this gift will surely get your friends giggling.
Do you love the concept of Cards Against Humanity but wish it were gayer? Your prayers have been answered with The Queer Agenda! But be careful – you might draw a Dare Card and have to do something embarrassing! Everyone will want to play as soon as the gift is opened.
The 2000s Made Me Gay: Essays on Pop Culture
If you have bookworm friends, The 2000s Made Me Gay by Grace Perry is a fun and fascinating deep dive into the portrayal of queer people in 2000s media. This will hit especially hard for pop-culture-obsessed millennials who followed LiLo and Sam Ronson’s relationship from beginning to end or felt weird listening to “I Kissed A Girl” in front of their mom.
Kitchen queers will be alllll over this automatic pan stirrer. They can pop this on the pan to keep their sauce stirring while they can have free hands for other things. Kiss the cook? More like scissor the sous chef!
This game is like Pokemon meets Drag Race. Use your queens to battle it out for the funniest, most fabulous, and more! Meet the queens who pioneered the art of drag in the 1970s up to modern-day queens you know and love.
These carabiner earrings are perfect for someone who wants to subtly flag to other lesbians. They look like everyday earrings, but the girls who get it will totally get it. The fashion femmes will be brawling over this gift.
Nothing says a queer household like references to boobs. Buying home decor for your friends is risky, but these tea towels are simple enough to fit in any home. They’re also a great way to feature boobies and tits without, well, actual boobies and tits.
It’s a scary world out there, so protect your friends with a Birdie personal safety alarm. Instead of trying to take matters into their own hands with messy mace, your friend can pull the pin and produce an ear-splitting alarm and flashing light that will surely get the attention of anyone around. Plus, it’s got a cute Pride flag on it!
Everybody could use a hot/cold pack. This one has a fuzzy exterior, making it that much snugglier. With the winter cold in full effect, this gift will be a hot ticket item.
For the pet- and puzzle-obsessed, this puzzle is made up of, you guessed it, 299 and a dog. Such a cute way to relax and work out the brain. It can be put together easily by referencing the picture, or it can be much more of a challenge without it. With only 300 pieces, there’s no need to take off work to finish it. Perfect for all levels.
Happy shopping and happy swapping!
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