Precious Pussy of The Month

Kabuki and her mom Esther Zinn

Name: Kabuki

Mom: Esther Zinn

Age: 8 years old

Sex: Very female

Ethnicity: Feral Jersey girl

Birthplace: An alley in Trenton, NJ

Residence: Queens

Occupation: Long-lost royal heiress

Favorite Toy: Fluffy toy mice, stuffed Jackalope

Favorite Leisure Activities: Tanning and pretending I’m down the shore

Favorite Foods: Royal Canin Rabbit and Peas Feast

Pet Peeve: When my food dish is moved or favorite toys are put away

Least Favorite Phrase: “A true lady does not sit on the dinner table. Down, please.”

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