Name: Z
Mommy: Goddess Judicci (pronounced “Who-dee-chi”)
Age: 1 Year
Sex: Female
Ethnicity: Harlequin Great Dane
Birthplace: Utah desert
Residence: Park Slope, Brooklyn
Occupation: Diplomat on behalf of large deaf dogs; future supermodel
Favorite Toys: chewed-up deflated soccer ball; 3-foot tug rope that I can swing to take out everything in my path
Favorite Leisure Activities:
Playing with every dog in sight, sleeping on my back with legs in the air
Favorite Foods: Whatever mommy is eating, beef bone stuffed with peanut butter, raw bones from the Halal butcher shop, chicken, yogurt and anything really disgusting on the street
Pet Peeve: When small dogs refuse to play with me – I guess they do not see I am so sweet and gentle?
Least Favorite Phrase:
I am deaf, so it is the hand gesture for “no!”
