Name: Kobe
Mommy: Zoey
Age: 3
Sex: Bi male/equal opportunity lover
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican Miniature German Schnauzer
Birthplace: The Midwest
Residence: Ridgewood/Bushwick
Occupation: Chief security officer
Favorite Toys: Socks, plastic bowls, rawhide, tug toys
Favorite Leisure Activity: Running with socks in his mouth, looking out windows, full body massages
Favorite Foods: Spanish, Italian, Indian and Chinese
Pet Peeve: People touching his head or pulling on his beard; being pushed away when he’s trying to get acquainted with your leg
Favorite Phrase: Who’s outside?!