Precious Pussy of the Month
Whitey is being raised to fight the good fight with mommies Jill Abrams—a journalist, film maker and gay activist who much prefers spending time with cats than with most
people—and Victoria Minetta.
Name: Whitey Ford
Mommy: Jill Abrams
Age: 6 month old kitten
Sex: baby boy
Ethnicity: one of a kind
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Residence: shares time between two luxurious cat condos: one carpeted, the other fleece with a gymnasium towering all the way to the ceiling
Occupation: dive bombing and wrestling his two older brothers
Favorite Toys: water bottle cap smacked around like an ice hockey puck for hours in the tub
Favorite Leisure Activity:
craves full bodily contact with others when not suckling
Favorite Foods: organic kosher chicken
Pet Peeve: being pulled out of the sink while still urinating in it
Least Favorite Phrase:
“Good night.”
