Precious Pussy Of The Month: Thelma and Louise

NAMES: Thelma & Louise, AKA GO’s Rescue Kittens / Foster Fails
NICKNAME(S): The Suicide Squad
AGE: 6 months
GENDERS: Female
ETHNICITY: Tuxedo / Domestic Shorthair
BIRTHPLACE: A vacant lot on the mean streets of South Amboy, NJ
RESIDENCE: A bougie palace on the UWS of Manhattan
OCCUPATIONS: Houseplant executioners, WWE contestants, 24/7 alarm clocks, furniture strippers, and trapeze performers.
FAVORITE TOYS: Flash drives, phone cords, and any item under five pounds on any surface. They do, however, prefer that all items make their way to a floor for maximum play and enjoyment.
FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES: Discovering new and utterly impenetrable hiding places including: the inside mechanisms of air conditioners and tiny crevices where humans can’t possibly find or rescue them. Also, dancing on keyboards during production, and smashing through screen doors.
WORST HABITS: Frenetically suckling on the chins of any and all humans. Aggressively grooming the faces of said humans until little skin remains untouched.
BEST HABITS: Cuddling each other and their humans in the most magical ways.
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything, ANYTHING edible.
PET PEEVES: Time outs in their luxurious and furnished padded crate.
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: NO!
FAVORITE PHRASE: Come here, babies. I love you.

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