NAME: Bowie
MOMMY: Marissa
AGE: 2
SEX: Male-identifying lesbian
ETHNICITY: Basset hound
BIRTHPLACE: The Bronx
RESIDENCE: Brooklyn
OCCUPATION: Private investigator
FAVORITE TOY: Rawhides and slippers
FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES: Howling, napping, sniffing booty, and burying bones
FAVORITE FOODS: Everything that is on Mommy s plate or the counter
PET PEEVE: Uptight bitches who do not know how to have a good time, people who judge me for being a rescue pup, and people asking if my first name is David
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: Bowieeee nooo!
About Marissa: 21, is a student at Brooklyn College and lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.