While me and my girlfriend are fighting over who is going to scoop our cat’s shit from the litter box, Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are having fabulous sex on a fabulous sex bench.
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The celesbian couple was spotted carrying a leather bench into their West Hollywood home on Tuesday. According to The Daily Mail, the swing cost £360. The box has the words “Perfect for a spanking punishment!” written across, and now I’m getting turned on. I wonder who the top is.
The Master Series Faux Leather Sex Bench with Adjustable Restraints is, well, a bench for sex. It has faux leather pads for the torso, arms, legs, and headrest so you can be comfortable while getting spanked or whatever it is you’re into.
We wish the happy couple all the best, kinkiest lesbian sex this thing can bring! Celesbians, they’re just like us! But hotter and richer.