NSFW: Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Stop Our Lesbian Hearts in “Black Swan”

Sit down before watching this video.

Caution: Extremely steamy lesbian sex scene ahead.

I will never forget the time I saw “Black Swan” in theaters. I went with my high school girlfriend, and nearly had a heart attack during this scene. I actually even had an orgasm — it’s a talent, I know. The first non-sex orgasm I ever had was watching “The L Word” scene when Shane f*cks Cherie Jaffe poolside.

ANYWAY, I was so shook by this scene that when I think back to that night at the movie theater, it’s all I can think about. Even though, that night, as we left the theater, we discovered that my girlfriend’s car windows had been shattered, and all our stuff was stolen. While she called the cops and cried over her missing backpack, I smiled into the night air, replaying the sex scene in my head. (I know, I’m selfish AF.) She later broke up with me after I published a review of “Black Swan” in our high school newspaper, saying that I don’t care that I got robbed because I got to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have sex. I’m insufferable, I know! But this scene is so goddamn sexy that I’d say it’s worth having your text books stolen for.

I think this might actually be the hottest lez sex scene, like, to ever exist. The way Mila Kunis’ shoulder blade tattoo moves as she goes down on Natalie Portman? BRB, dying. Also, the entire movie is a beautiful masterpiece and if you haven’t experienced the dark, thrilling, sensual thriller that is “Black Swan,” your lesbian homework is to watch immediately.

Please enjoy this insanely sexy video below. I recommend you sit down before watching.