Zara Barrie articles

The castle I call home has crumbled.

How I learned to get a GRIP.

Now, I ALWAYS kiss on the first date. Just to make sure I don’t fall for another rough tongue.

Stop stealing her clothes. You’re not sisters. You’re lovers.

The best things in this life are FREE.

Be safe, but don’t apologize.

I’m a girl, not a dog. The only leash I enjoy is one that’s used for kink purposes.

Men don’t know what to do with black lipstick.

Breakthrough love lives in the sky. Big Love is rooted in the earth.

Dry January could change your life.

Sick likes to be with sick.

I felt like I had been reunited with my camp friends.

Nothing is more powerful than a party girl’s bright light. Nothing. 

Beware of the UHO. Like seriously, beware of the UHO.

Let’s talk about bad sex.

We’re all stunning. Especially during Pride month.

The crazy things we put ourselves through to have sex!

It almost makes the hurt worth it.

Look in the mirror, babe.

Flannel had dumped Valentino.

Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?

Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?

For we would be lost lesbians without these magical humans.

Pay extra attention to her walk.

Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.

I never have a good goddamn time when I’m hungry.

Let her be wild.

Think of a relationship like a small but chic studio apartment. The chic studio won’t look so chic if it’s full of massive, ugly suitcases, will it?

Did something go wrong in the lab? Am I the only lesbian who doesn’t care about sports?

Your profile picture is with a celebrity.

You’re always safe around a lez who can swing a hammer.

Big lesbian sister tips to HELP you, babe, navigate the dark and stormy waters of dating sober.

A sexual woman must honor her sexual prowess.

Lesbians, this is a HUGE undertaking.

Are you a leather babe or a glamour lez?

I wasn’t fine. Just “closer to fine.”