10 Reasons I’m Grateful I’m Not Straight
Number five won’t surprise many lesbians.
Lesbian Problems
15 Parties LGBTQ People Should Avoid at All Costs
The only exception for #13 is if you got really hot and want to show off.
Paradise, Prison, Performance: On Being A Lesbian In A Women’s Communal Shower
Rather than feel that I had fallen into some lesbian version of Candyland, my attraction to the women around me reminded me that my sexuality likely marked me as an outsider.
My Dog Ate Marijuana & All I Got Was This Lousy Anxiety Attack
Not only did I have a marijuana-seeking dog, he chose to eat roaches. Did he not deem himself worthy of the plump buds next to the sad, sorry, limp joint remnants? Did he need counseling?
SEND HELP, WE BOUGHT A BIRD FEEDER: The Identity Crisis Of Being ‘Domestic’ In Quarantine
The suburban confessions of a native New Yorker.
Wine With A Side Of Crippling Anxiety: A Deep Dive Into The Dark Side Of Vino Blanco
What is it about white wine that makes us EXTRA un-hinged the following day?
#TBT: The Time I Dated A Woman With A Rough Tongue
Now, I ALWAYS kiss on the first date. Just to make sure I don’t fall for another rough tongue.
I’ve Never Felt More Physically Vile In My Life
When I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I run away.
PSA: BEWARE OF THE QUARANTINE BLACKOUT
Did you feed your cat Doritos? I did.
Quarantine Is Really Bringing Up My Hairy Girl Issues
I’m a desert Jew with eyebrows like caterpillars and arms so hairy you can’t make out the complexion of my skin beneath the thick brush.
Want To Keep Having Sex With Your Girlfriend? Stop Stealing Her Leggings
Stop stealing her clothes. You’re not sisters. You’re lovers.
How To Survive The Coronavirus Quarantine In A Place That Doesn’t Accept You
Be safe, but don’t apologize.
8 Classic Lesbians You’ll Always Find At The Lesbian Bar
Meet the 8 classic lesbians, you’ll always find at the lesbian bar! Every single day of my life (even when the traffic sucks and the bagels are stale and the […]
7 Condescending Things People Say To Married Women
I’m a girl, not a dog. The only leash I enjoy is one that’s used for kink purposes.
An Ode To The Femme Daddy
Daddy is an energy. Not a style.
The Party Girl Paradox: How To Sparkle AND Succeed
Nothing is more powerful than a party girl’s bright light. Nothing.
The Horror You Experience When You Realize She’s A REBOUND
Did I make up all those intense feelings inside of my head?! What’s WRONG with me?!
#TBT: The Time I Accidentally Played A Lesbian Sex Anthem With My Dad In The Car
You CAN die of embarrassment. TRUST ME. Just listen to a lesbian sex anthem in front of your parents.
Rosé Weather: The Insatiable Cravings Of A Lesbian Spring
As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
‘Am I Your Type?’ And Five Other Questions You Get Asked When You Don’t Have A Type
“Maybe you just haven’t found your type yet.”
There’s Weave Stuck In My Butt & Other Gross Things Femmes Experience
A femme would rather sacrifice intimacy than sacrifice hair.
The Darkness Of Getting Dumped By Someone You’re Not Even Dating
Flannel had dumped Valentino.
Signs You’re A Spoiled AF Femme
Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?
‘ARE YOU GUYS SISTERS?’ & Other Insulting Questions Lesbian Couples Get Asked
Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?
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10 Things About Being A Lesbian I Totally Wasn’t Prepared For
The nail debate will haunt us all forever.
How To Tell If She’s Gay AF
Pay extra attention to her walk.
Signs You Were A Lesbian Teen In The Early 2000s
What a time to be alive!
An Ode To Shane McCutcheon
Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.
How To Hit On A Girl At A Bar When You’re Scared Of Real Life
Life is scary. Flirting with women is even scarier.
Emotional Baggage You NEED To Burn Before Starting A Relationship
Think of a relationship like a small but chic studio apartment. The chic studio won’t look so chic if it’s full of massive, ugly suitcases, will it?
The Identity Crisis The Non-Sporty Lesbian Experiences During The Superbowl
Did something go wrong in the lab? Am I the only lesbian who doesn’t care about sports?
10 Surefire Signs You’re Acting Like A Jackass On Tinder
Your profile picture is with a celebrity.
‘Headset Lesbians’ & Other Responsible Dykes
You’re always safe around a lez who can swing a hammer.
10 Things Only Baby Dykes Of The ’90s Understand
We couldn’t handle watching “Bound” in front of our peers and we couldn’t understand why.
Everything You Need To Know When You’re Falling For A ‘Straight’ Girl
Lesbians, this is a HUGE undertaking.
Friends Don’t Spoon and Other Signs You’re Becoming ‘More Than Friends’ With Your BFF
A seasoned lez tells it like it is.
