10 Reasons I’m Grateful I’m Not Straight
Number five won’t surprise many lesbians.
Number five won’t surprise many lesbians.
The only exception for #13 is if you got really hot and want to show off.
Rather than feel that I had fallen into some lesbian version of Candyland, my attraction to the women around me reminded me that my sexuality likely marked me as an outsider.
Not only did I have a marijuana-seeking dog, he chose to eat roaches. Did he not deem himself worthy of the plump buds next to the sad, sorry, limp joint remnants? Did he need counseling?
The suburban confessions of a native New Yorker.
What is it about white wine that makes us EXTRA un-hinged the following day?
Now, I ALWAYS kiss on the first date. Just to make sure I don’t fall for another rough tongue.
When I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I run away.
Did you feed your cat Doritos? I did.
I’m a desert Jew with eyebrows like caterpillars and arms so hairy you can’t make out the complexion of my skin beneath the thick brush.
Stop stealing her clothes. You’re not sisters. You’re lovers.
Be safe, but don’t apologize.
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I’m a girl, not a dog. The only leash I enjoy is one that’s used for kink purposes.
Daddy is an energy. Not a style.
Nothing is more powerful than a party girl’s bright light. Nothing.
Did I make up all those intense feelings inside of my head?! What’s WRONG with me?!
You CAN die of embarrassment. TRUST ME. Just listen to a lesbian sex anthem in front of your parents.
As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
“Maybe you just haven’t found your type yet.”
A femme would rather sacrifice intimacy than sacrifice hair.
Flannel had dumped Valentino.
Are you feeling super defensive about the title of this essay?
Google “how do lesbians have kids?” don’t ask me, OK?
The nail debate will haunt us all forever.
Pay extra attention to her walk.
What a time to be alive!
Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.
Life is scary. Flirting with women is even scarier.
Think of a relationship like a small but chic studio apartment. The chic studio won’t look so chic if it’s full of massive, ugly suitcases, will it?
Did something go wrong in the lab? Am I the only lesbian who doesn’t care about sports?
Your profile picture is with a celebrity.
You’re always safe around a lez who can swing a hammer.
We couldn’t handle watching “Bound” in front of our peers and we couldn’t understand why.
Lesbians, this is a HUGE undertaking.
A seasoned lez tells it like it is.