8pm, $10, Union Hall, 702 Union St, Brooklyn, unionhallny.com. Did you hear that lesbians are taking over the world? Well, when they’re not getting killed off on TV shows or busy playing with their hairless felines! Sophie Santos brings you their Agenda™ with this banging variety show featuring the best lez, bi, and queer comedians* of all time. Buckle up those Birkenstocks ladies… they’ve got big plans.