EZEKIEL “ZEKE” MONTOYA
AGE: 3.5
SEX: M
ETHNICITY: Chihuahua
BIRTHPLACE: Orange County, CA
RESIDENCE: San Francisco, CA
OCCUPATION: Butt-sniffer, nose and face cleaner, cuddler and free therapist to mommy.
FAVORITE TOY: Turtle—all the way!
FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY: Hiking with mommy. “All the other hikers laugh at me because they think I’m too small, but I’m the one laughing when I pass their wimpy-ass big dogs at the end of the hike.”
FAVORITE FOOD: Duck breast—”but it gives me serious gas.”
PET PEEVE: “People who can’t sit still while I’m sleeping on their laps.”
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: “Don’t eat that!”
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