Pooches & Pussies of the Year

Ahh, lesbians and their pets… Each month, we present our pick for Precious Pet to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and to make some magnificent mommies very proud. Time and time again, we hear that this column is one of our readers’ favorite parts of GO. Ladies, the pooches and pussies that make us go “Awww!”

THE GO KITTIES: DIVA, SPIKE & AXL ROSE

AGE: 3 (they’re triplets!)

SEX: Spike & Axl: M; Diva: F

ETHINICITY: Savvy urban street thugs. Diva is grey, Spike’s the tuxedo, and Axl is the redhead

BIRTHPLACE: Da Bronx

RESIDENCE: The GO Magazine office

OCCUPATION: Graphic artists, ADD facilitators, mouse-busters

FAVORITE TOY: Computer keyboards, laser lights, shoelaces, Mason Pearson brushes

FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY: Sitting in the fishbowl, breaking expensive office equipment, doing laps around the 8th floor, seducing each other

FAVORITE FOOD: Plastic bags, glossy photos, paper towels, sliced or grilled Fancy Feast

PET PEEVE: Lesbians

LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: “Stop humping each other!” “Spike, get out of the sink!”

GO’s precious pussies provide the inspiration, and the distraction, needed to bring this fine publication to our readers each month. Bow down to them, pet them, love them.


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