9:30pm, $15 adv/$20 door plus 2 drink min, The Duplex Cabaret Theatre, 61 Christopher St (at 7th Ave), theduplex.com. The Duplex presents Queernucopia: An Evening of LGBT and Allied Comedy Goddesses and Heathens (Stonewall 50 Edition). Come celebrate Stonewall 50 with a hilarious lineup including Carly Montag, Jacob Lie, Rachel McCartney, Jen Clark, Dana Friedman, Michelle Slonim, Brooke Arnold, and Eman El-Husseini.