Video Of The Day: All The Queer Babes You’re Going To See Tonight At The Dyke Bar

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The Video Of The Day, (I mean Video Of The GAY, really, babes), today is so accurate that I spit out my coffee and it landed all across the white carpet (I haven’t cleaned it up yet, because I’m a savage).

This hilarious Buzzfeed video depicts the seven types of lesbians you’ll inevitably meet in the lezzie bar. I was prepared to watch this and roll my eyes, yawn and mutter “Not in New York, bitch! We meet wayyy better lesbians in gay bars in mothafucking NYC!” but alas, I was wrong. You can find these tropes in queer bars all across Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx and Queens (don’t know about Staten Island, only went once for Glamour Shots). I guess lesbian stereotypes are universal, honey.

So queer it is. Enjoy! And have fun at the dyke bar tonight (support your local dyke bar!).