Name: Harper Geoffrey
Age: Here’s a hint: I’m an Aries like my mom, and haven’t celebrated a birthday!
Sex: You offering?
Ethnicity: King Charles Cavalier Spaniel
Birthplace: Upstate New York
Residence: (upper) West Side
Occupation: Being a guard dog. Yeah right, I’ll lick you to death.
Favorite Toys: Moo cow, tennis balls and my fluffy rainbow frisbee
Favorite Leisure Activity: Chasing balls up and down the hallway, then curling up in bed.
Favorite Food: Anything but dog food. Leftovers please!!
Pet Peeve: My neighbor that’s scared of me. How on earth could you be scared of ME?!
Least Favorite Phrase: “Momma luh you, be good boy!!”