“Ostrich was hailed as an alternative to red meat. Turns out it also replaced the national symbol. The USA:
once an eagle-eyed country soaring on success, now
a flightless bird trying to outrun its problems. Sand cocktails anybody?
I just can’t wait for the election/deposing. The funniest visual will be the faction of ‘we’re number one’ Americans using their giant foam stadium fingers to wipe the tears from their eyes as they realize it means our place in lost jobs, wages and standing on the world stage. Now you’ll please excuse me while I go all-American on you and go shopping for just the right shade of lipstick to go with my 20-gauge.”
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