BREAKING NEWS: Kendall Jenner Is Not A Lesbian

So let’s stop with the speculation. It’s getting a little weird, lezzie internet.

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It’s a sad day in lesboland: Kendall Jenner is straight. In a candid Vogue interview, the effortlessly beautiful babe was asked point blank why the internet thinks she’s gay (um, because she’s a textbook chapstick, perhaps?) to which she answered: “I don’t think I have a bisexual or gay bone in my body, but I don’t know! Who knows?! I’m all down for experience — not against it whatsoever — but I’ve never been there before,” she says. “Also, I know I have kind of a … male energy? But I don’t want to say that wrong, because I’m not transgender or anything. But I have a tough energy. I move differently. But to answer your question: I’m not gay. I have literally nothing to hide. I would never hide something like that.”

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The bird is this picture lowkey scares the shit out of me.

I won’t waste time why this interview was ~problematic~ because I’m way more interested in wallowing in how much I wish Kendall was gay. But she’s not! And her answer was totally well-spoken, valid and respectable. And if Kendall was gay Kris Jenner (total Bette) would’ve already planned a coming out episode, so I completely believe that she is straight. So let’s stop with the endless speculation. It’s getting a little weird, lezzie internet.

Instead, why don’t we shift our energy to obsessing over the out queer celesbians we know and love? For your painfully hot, trendy and extra AF fix, there’s Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell. For your pop star fantasies, there’s Hayley Kiyoko. And for your celesbian power couple fix, there’s our beautiful, brave, hilarious cover babes, Gigi Gorgeous and Nats Gettty. See? There are so many sexy out women in the pop culture realm– and many more to come.