Can Anyone Be A ‘Lesbian’?

Three natives of the Greek island of Lesbos, birthplace of the poet Sappho, have sued a Greek gay rights group to cease using the term “lesbian.” “My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” one plaintiff told the Associated Press. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection with Lesbos.” Next thing you know, the Dutch will take back the D-word.